Jim Medding’s Blog

A recent text message exchange between my wife and myself has convinced me that perhaps it’s time to consider a cell phone upgrade.

Wife:

I found some glasses today and they are on order. They were reasonably priced although I am looking at some pricey sunglasses.

Me:

Ugh! Ok thanks for the warning

Wife:

I like the way you only respond to the last part of the message. Aren’t you glad I found glasses?

Me:

Txtg on stoopid phne hurtz. Am hppy much

Unfortunately, our current cell phone service provider has decided that any phone that can make sending text messages pain free should also be featured up so as to require a data plan. The idea of sending more money that the wad I’m already sending to the bozo’s who concocted such a stoopid idea has convinced me to continue to endure the hurtz.